by Kennedy, host of Reality Remix
Lisa asked perfect Whitney to go to Paris, once again leaving LC to sit in her pumpkin carriage waiting for midnight. Just when you think Lauren has given up the ghost, her mistakes with Jason come back to bite her and remind her of all she’s lost. She’s not going to Paris, she can’t get anything going with boring Brody, and to boot she lost her best friend to an albino ape.
Speaking of Spencer, he admitted his regret in walking out last week to his evil sister who betrayed Heidi and got the whole thing going in the first place. Do you think she’s in love with her brother and wants to marry him herself? I wouldn’t put it past her. Heidi was having none of the reconciliation and had co-worker Kimberly lie to Spencer and say she left early when he showed up at work to patch things up. Eventually the two settled in the same room but not before Heidi dropped this season ending bombshell: She’s going to stay with her mom because she now needs space. Is the wedding off??! Will reality’s most unlikable love birds flee their nest and fly off into separate sunsets? (I know that’s impossible, more like fly off in different directions).
In the end Lisa became the fairy godmother and granted LC what she’s always wanted, a free trip to Paris so she can relive another unfulfilling Cinderella fantasy in a new language. Whitney and Lauren can now move about the continent spreading the good will of Teen Vogue and hopefully score heaps of free cloths and phone numbers of princes and moguls who might temporarily make them feel like princesses. Careful ladies, they still have pumpkins in Paris.
