Scrubs: (NBC, 8:30 PM) Season seven comes to a fairy tale ending on NBC, at least thats how Dr. Cox tells the tale to his son, with J.D. as the village idiot, Elliot a princess, Turk and Carla are a two-headed monster, and Kelso is an evil villain.
30 Rock: (NBC, 9:30 PM) It's a mother of a season finale as Liz thinks she may be pregnant, Matthew Broderick guest stars as a guy named Cooter, and Tracy prepares to unveil his porn video game to the world.
Lost: (ABC, 10 PM) The key to Locke's supposed success lies with Jacob, and as he nears finding those answers he so desperately craves, audiences also grow nearer to John when more details of his fractured childhood are revealed through flashbacks.
CSI: (CBS, 9 PM) What do you get with Two and a Half Men/CSI hybrid? Two and a Half Murders, the title of tonight's episode.
I Know My Kid's a Star: (VH1, 10 PM) Just in time for Mother's Day. Thanks for messing me up indefinitely, ma!